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Life's too short to stuff a mushroom.

I agree Tam, let's all get in a posting frenzy.*

*cue to all to post! :-)

Life's too short to stuff a mushroom.

You're not wrong Tammy. I have plans, but all of them involve sobbing quietly in the corner until someone posts.

I suppose we have lots of room to stretch out and relax.

I don't fear fear, 'cos fear fears me

[This message was edited by Phil Marshall on Thu April 10 2003 at 05:23 AM.]

Yeah, and I suppose someone's gotta eat all the food you've laid on.... pass me a volauvent please Phil!



Life's too short to stuff a mushroom.

Swap you for a scotch egg.

I don't fear fear, 'cos fear fears me

(drums fingers, looks at watch, then looks at door, sighs)
They promised they'd come, otherwise I wouldn't have put all this food on. I'll give them another fortnight and then it's all going in the bin (wafts hands temperamentally at cloud of flies)

I don't fear fear, 'cos fear fears me

The swines, it's always the same at these type of do's. No one wants to be the first here!

Life's too short to stuff a mushroom.

To be honest the food is irradiated and made of plasticine, so there's not much chance of it going off, but it's the toughtlessness that gets me.

I don't fear fear, 'cos fear fears me